What was the sheik thinking? This 4×4 with Mustang bits and 1930s cues looks ghastly

No, seriously, it burns when you direct your eyes at it

This is not a Ford Mustang. It’s bits of new ‘Stang body bolted onto a Ram pickup frame all flavored with 1930s design cues for that classy, bespoke feel. This Frankencar was made for a sheik and we’re not really sure why we’re showing it to you because it’s been known to burn a hole clean through your cornea if you look at it for more than three seconds at a time.

I mean the white wall tires in this combination are enough to create a planet-engulfing singularity all on their own, or alert superior alien cultures that we should be put out of our misery. Please, aliens, end it all – we’re too embarrassed to share a planet with the people who built and now drive this vile monstrosity; we’re not like them but we deserve to be punished all the same…

We don’t care it has a 6.4-liter Hemi V8 and 4×4, or the fact that it was created by Hussain Albagali whose other work is much better – we just hope a dune swallows it up never to be recovered again – ever. That way we may just live to fight another day.