Just a Subaru doing Subaru things

Since the dashcam was created, the Internet is flooding with road incidents, ranging from funny to scary to horrible. There’s even a full-length documentary dedicated to this phenomenon.
Given the fortunate outcome of the incident below (i.e.: no one dies) we’d place it between funny and scary. It involves a Subaru going up a wall while avoiding a reckless driver’s highway exit maneuver.
Subaru is known for its capable all-wheel-drive system (associated, of course, with off-roading), so using this unscripted potential showcase for marketing purposes would be on spot. All we need is your help finding the best catchphrase.
via RoadCams YT